Shave My Head

It's hard to sleep at night when you're lonely

It's hard to get a date when you're homely

If I could I spit inmy face

Hey baby please can I get your number?

Cause losers like me are so much funner

She told me, " can't we just be friends?"

She could have mentioned that before she let me in


I shave my head I take a bath


My clothes are cool but they still laugh


I don't get luck, I feel so lame Boy ,do I got it made


Yea....

I bet you probably wished you never met me

But I'd gladly kiss your brown eyes if you let me

We might as well go and have some fun

Because I know that you're gonna dump you when you're done

I ask you once, I beg you twice I don't get stone and

I don't have lice You say it ain't me "Please understand..."

That you like hime and you don't like me I ask you out

It never fails You're too busy painting your mails

I feel so lame I am