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[ar:Yankovic]
[al:Straight Outta Lynwood]
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[01:03.76]Yankovic-Close But No Cigar
[00:07.51]
[00:07.78]Jillian was her name 
[00:10.58]She was sweeter than aspartame 
[00:14.08]Her kisses reconfigured my DNA 
[00:17.87]And after that I never was the same 
[00:20.96]
[00:21.95]And I loved her even more 
[00:25.31]Than Marlon Brando loved souffle 
[00:28.49]She was gorgeous, she was charming 
[00:32.01]Yeah, she was perfect in every way 
[00:35.94]
[00:36.14]Except she was always using the word "infer" 
[00:40.02]When she obviously meant "imply" 
[00:43.94]And I know some guys would put up with that kind of thing 
[00:47.40]But frankly, I can't imagine why 
[00:50.28]
[00:50.67]And I told her, I said 
[00:51.87]"Hey! Are we playing horseshoes, honey? 
[00:55.18]No, I don't think we are! 
[00:58.02]You're close! (Close!) 
[01:00.34]But no cigar!" 
[01:07.00]Then I met sweet young Janet 
[01:09.43]Prettiest thing on the planet 
[01:13.12]Had a body hotter than a habanjero 
[01:17.49]She had lips like a ripe pomegranate 
[01:20.21]
[01:20.82]And I was crazy like Manson about her 
[01:23.97]She got me all choked up like Momma Cass 
[01:28.35]She had a smile so incredibly radiant 
[01:31.44]You had to watch it through a piece of smoked glass 
[01:35.44]
[01:35.62]I thought after all these years of searching around 
[01:39.40]I'd found my soulmate finally 
[01:42.55]But one day I found OUT she actually owned a copy 
[01:46.99]Of Joe Dirt on DVD 
[01:49.45]
[01:49.81]Oh, no! I said 
[01:50.96]"Hey! Are we lobbing hand grenades, kiddo? 
[01:54.89]No I don't think we are! 
[01:57.32]You're close! (Close!) 
[01:59.75]Oh, so very close! (Close!) 
[02:03.92]Yeah, baby, you're close! (Close!) 
[02:07.01]So close! 
[02:08.94]But no cigar!" 
[02:10.20]
[02:15.99](Oh, yeah!) 
[02:19.63](Oh, no!) 
[02:22.30](Oh, yeah!) 
[02:25.09](Oh, no!) 
[02:26.71](ALL RIGHT!) 
[02:28.98]
[02:30.69][Hand claps, trumpet solo] 
[02:34.40]
[02:35.66]Julie played water polo 
[02:37.97]She wore a ribbon on her left manolo 
[02:42.16]She had me sweating like Nixon every time she was near 
[02:46.00]My heart was beating like a Buddy Rif solo 
[02:49.33]
[02:49.91]And she was everything I've dreamed of 
[02:53.42]She moved right up to #1 on my list 
[02:56.96]And did I mention she's a world famous billionare 
[03:00.65]Bikini supermodel astrophysicist 
[03:03.75]
[03:04.34]Yeah, she was so pretty she made Charlize Theron 
[03:07.94]Look like a big fat slobbering pig 
[03:11.57]The only caveat is one of her earlobes 
[03:15.66]Was just a little tiny bit too big 
[03:18.45]
[03:18.72]I said 
[03:19.89]"Hey! Are we doing government work here? 
[03:23.31]No I don't think we are! 
[03:25.89]You're close! (Close!) 
[03:28.35]So very, very close! (Close!) 
[03:32.25]Aaw, baby, you're close! (Close!) 
[03:36.07]So close! 
[03:37.21]But no cigar!" 
[03:38.95]
[03:39.76]Missed it by that much! (No cigar!) 
[03:42.22]Ah, yeah! Ah, right! (No cigar!) 
[03:45.89]Really, really, really close! (No cigar!) 
[03:50.00]

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Album:Straight Outta Lynwood

Yankovic-Close But No Cigar

Jillian was her name

She was sweeter than aspartame

Her kisses reconfigured my DNA

And after that I never was the same

And I loved her even more

Than Marlon Brando loved souffle

She was gorgeous, she was charming

Yeah, she was perfect in every way

Except she was always using the word "infer"

When she obviously meant "imply"

And I know some guys would put up with that kind of thing

But frankly, I can't imagine why

And I told her, I said

"Hey! Are we playing horseshoes, honey?

No, I don't think we are!

You're close! (Close!)

But no cigar!"

Then I met sweet young Janet

Prettiest thing on the planet

Had a body hotter than a habanjero

She had lips like a ripe pomegranate

And I was crazy like Manson about her
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