Love Em All

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I make my living off the Evening News

Just give me something-something I can use

People love it when you lose,

They love dirty laundry

Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here

I just have to look good, I don't have to be clear

Come and whisper in my ear

Give us dirty laundry

Kick 'em when they're up

Kick 'em when they're down

Kick 'em when they're up

Kick 'em when they're down

Kick 'em when they're up

Kick 'em when they're down

Kick 'em when they're up

Kick 'em all around

We got the bubble-headed-bleach-blonde who comes on at five

She can tell you 'bout the plane crash with a gleamin her eye

It's interesting when people die-

Give us dirty laundry

Can we film the operation?

Is the heir dead yet?

You know, the boys in the newsroom got a running bet

Get the widow on the set!

We need dirty laundry